Said to myself, I'm the man I got a pocket full of money
Certs in my mouth in case my breath gets kinda funky
I saw this hottie staring right at me
She kinda looks like that chick that did that video with Tommy Lee
Oh man is she coming over? I gotta...
Get this show on the road yea yea yea
She said "Where have I seen you before
And if you didn't like that one well I got about 20 more
I need a mack diggedy daddy, ta take me out in his caddy
And we can kick it till the briggedy briggedy break a dawn"
I said "It sounds like fun, but I ain't widdit"
"But if you're a good boy I just might let you uhh-ummm"
"Hold my hand because I ain't about the wham bam thank you ma'am
I hope ya understand that..."

I don't want Britney tonight
And Salma, yea she's alright
And I've seen Buffy and she don't slay me
Cause baby you're just the type
I'll stay up and talk to all night
Would you be the star in my storybook life
My storybook life

I drove her home and she was feeling kinda frisky
I told her nighty night and then she asked if she could kiss me
She said, "Don't you wanna spend the night".
And then she bit me on the ear I felt like I was in a Tyson fight
Oh God she's losin' control now...So I said...
I just want someone to hold, yea yea yea

Mariah, she ain't for me
That brunette on V.I.P.
She don't hold a candle to you
Cause baby you're just the type
I'll stay up and talk to all night
Would you be the star in my storybook life

Baby you're just the type
I can talk to all night
Be the star in my storybook life

Sabrina, Felicity
Meg Ryan, I won't lose sleep
You can keep your Halle Berry
Cause baby you're just the type
For this show "Mrs. Right"
You can be the star in my storybook life
In my storybook life
This is my storybook life