I'm flat-busted, wild-eyed and free
I couldn't get arrested if I tried
A has-been at a mere thirty-five

Straight, honest, forthright and true
Great expectations for someone
Doesn't anybody know how to have fun

But I'm gonna be big star
I'm gonna be a big star someday
I'm gonna be a big star someday

Grape's bitter, I'm no quitter
Revolutions come one by one
Seems it's high noon and I ain't got no gun

But it so hard, so hard
So hard getting by

Gonna be big star
I'm gonna be a big star someday
I'm gonna be a big star someday

Fine bourbon, cuban cigars
Rude remarks observed in the c.c.bar
I'm perfecting the finest art of wasting hour

But I'm gonna be big star
I'm gonna be a big star someday
I'm gonna be a big star
I'm gonna be a big star someday