Star Trekkin' across the universe
On the Starship Enterprise
Under Captain Kirk
Star Trekkin' across the universe
Boldly going forward 'cause we can't find reverse

[Leiutenant Uhura, report]
There's Klingons on the starboard bow
Starboard bow
Starboard bow
There's Klingons on the starboard bow
Starboard bow Jim

[Analysis, Mr. Spock]
It's life, Jim
But not as we know it
Not as we know it
Not as we know it
It's life, Jim
But not as we know it
Not as we know it, Captain

There's Klingons on the starboard bow
Starboard bow
Starboard bow
There's Klingons on the starboard bow
Starboard bow Jim

Star Trekkin' across the universe
On the Starship Enterprise
Under Captain Kirk
Star Trekkin' across the universe
Boldly going forward [still can't find reverse!]

[Medical outlook, Dr. McCoy]
It's worse than that
He's dead, Jim
Dead Jim
Dead Jim
It's worse than that
He's dead, Jim
Dead Jim
Dead!

It's life Jim
But not as we know it
Not as we know it
Not as we know it
It's life Jim
But not as we know it
Not as we know it, Captain

There's klingons on the starboard bow
Starboard bow
Starboard bow
There's klingons on the starboard bow
Starboard bow, Jim!

[Starship captain, James T. Kirk]
Ah! We come in peace
Shoot to kill
Shoot to kill
Shoot to kill
We come in peace
Shoot to kill
Shoot to kill Men

It's worse than that
He's dead Jim
Dead Jim
Dead Jim
It's worse than that
He's dead Jim
Dead Jim
Dead!

Well It's life Jim
But not as we know it
Not as we know it
Not as we know it
It's life Jim
But not as we know it
Not as we know it, Captain

There's Klingons on the starboard bow
Starboard bow
Starboard bow
There's Klingons on the starboard bow
Scrape 'em off Jim!

Star Trekkin' across the universe
On the starship enterprise
Under Captain Kurk
Star Trekkin' across the universe
Boldly going forward and things are getting worse!

[Engine room, Mr. Scott]
Ye canna change the laws of physics
Laws of physics
Laws of physics
Ye canna change the laws of physics
Laws of physics Jim

Ah! We come in peace
Shoot to kill
Shoot to kill
Shoot to kill
We come in peace
Shoot to kill
Scotty Beam me up!

It's worse than that
He's dead Jim
Dead Jim
Dead Jim
It's worse than that
He's dead Jim
Dead Jim
Dead!

Well It's life Jim
But not as we know it
Not as we know it
Not as we know it
It's life Jim
But not as we know it
Not as we know it Captain

There's Klingons on the starboard bow
Starboard bow
Starboard bow
There's Klingons on the starboard bow
Starboard bow Jim

Ye canna change the script Jim,och ee Jimmy

It's worse than that, it's physics, Jim

Bridge to engine room, warp factor nine!

Och, if I give it any more she'll blow, Cap--[massive explosion]

*red alert numerous times*

Star Trekkin' across the universe
On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk
Star Trekkin' across the universe
Boldly going forward 'cause we cant find reverse
Star Trekkin' across the universe
ample parking day or night, under Captain Kirk