[2Pac]
Number one, and ya don't stop
Gotta be number one, here we come, lick a gunshot
Check out me and Mon

[Money B]
One, not two, and ya don't stop
Me and 2Pac comin true, and ya don't stop

[2Pac]
Gotta be number one, me and Mon, and ya don't stop
Gotta be number one, here we come, lick a gunshot

[Money B]
Lickin em down fast, number one, and ya don't stop
Bustin NUFF ass, number one, and ya don't stop

[2Pac]
The caper was planned, I called my main man Money B
I'm bout to go snuff this kid called Billboard Charts, run with me

[Money B]
Billboard Charts, I remember that name, tell me more 'Pac

[2Pac]
He's stupid for loops and he's got me [CUCKOO!] for goin pop

[Money B]
When do we drop him? [What?] Knock him and take his loot?
[Snap crackle] bang bang, there's blood on his fuckin shoe

[2Pac]
Uh-uh, nobody shoot [Why?] Cause that ain't the way to go
We gotta convince him to play our tracks on the radio

[Money B]
Aiyyo let me convince him [hah], a clip and an AK
SHIT'LL BE OKAY, cause he'll play what I say

[2Pac]
Well that's how it goes, ain't nuttin left but to pull it
[Takin no prisoners] Here I come... NUMBER ONE WITH A BULLET

*number one chorus*
Here I come [number one] number one [here I come]
Here I come [number one] NUMBER ONE WITH A BULLET
Here I come [number one] number one [here I come
number one with the] "BUCK BUCK BUCK!"
[Number one] here I come [number one] here I come
[Number one] number one [here I come] NUMBER ONE WITH A BULLET
Here I come [number one] number one [here I come
number one with the] "BUCK BUCK BUCK!"

[2Pac] Hey yo, check this out, we wanna get a contract so we can get our money

*interlude*
[shady industry rap]
Ohhhhh, you kids like to rap huh? I love rap music
Hey, I really like your groovy threads
But you need a couple things, you need a couple more things
[hey yo, check this out, we don't wanna hear all that]
to really make it in the business
We need, baggy pants and ruffles, how bout some hightop fades
[2Pac] Ahh hell no, ohh HELL NO... yo Mon, he buggin
with yellow hightop streaks
Ohh yeah, but really there's a couple more things we need
[2Pac] Fuck that, that's that bullshit
We're gonna really need some newjack swing beat R&B hip-hop crap
Ohh you're gonna need dancers, what's a hip-hop show without dancers
Explosions, light shows...


[both] FREEZE! Please, Mr. BillB freeze!
[Money B]
Drop to your knees, or I'll pop and you'll knock Z's
[Musta mistook me for a crook] searchin for a hook
[Ya took another look, checked my rhymebook]
Huh, nothin but hits upon mo' hits
[I ain't tryin to hear this shit] from the tricks in the business

[2Pac]
Money, I told ya how they played me
FROM A TO Z, LIKE AN H-O-E, glad ya came to save me
[Well I didn't want to make another lullaby]
Come soft as butter I, guess that I'm doomed no matter what I try

[Money B]
The charts won't give us any justice

[2Pac]
Mon we gotta bust this
Pull it if he moves, then I [bust this] splat
[on the wall like a fly] tell him why

[Money B]
Well if that's what it takes to be number one, number one here I come

*number one chorus* [repeat to end]